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Q: OK. What do you think of the MP3 revolution?
A: Ah, revolution, wow. It’s great to hear the word “revolution” again. It’s great that a song now costs exactly the same as a pack of gum and lasts exactly the same amount of time before it loses its flavor and you have to spend another buck. That era which finally ended whenever, yesterday – you know, that era when we pretended rock was the scourge of conformity and consumerism, instead of its anointed handmaid – that era was really irritating to me. I think it’s good for the honesty of rock and roll and good for the country in general that we can finally see Bob Dylan and Iggy Pop for what they really were: as manufacturers of winter-green Chiclets.
- Jonathan Franzen, Freedom
the pixies are playing tonight in vancouver. and tomorrow night too. and who knows, mebbe they’re playing for the next eight weeks after that, three times a day and four times on the weekend. the shows sold out in nano-seconds, and even more predictably, the braying crowds are oohing and aahing over the sheer omnipotence of the portly ones from boston.
we’ve been through this before, of course. back in 2004, the “alt-rock legends” reformed and fans spazzed out then too. but this time it’s even better! they’re playing doolittle (the much-worshipped second album that came out in 1989) live! the whole thing! you know, the one with that tune about slicing eyeballs! it’s gonna be sooo awesome!!!!
i won’t be one of the, er, lucky thousands attending the sold-out gigs in vancouver. don’t get me wrong. the pixies were a formative listening experience for me. come on pilgrim slapped me upside the head, surfer rosa continued to seduce with its lacerated bliss, and doolittle cemented the band’s rep as the purveyor du jour of spiked pop mayhem (what followed that triumvirate is more open to debate, but that’s another vent for another time).
but here we are…in 2011…and this is what gets the volk soiling themselves with glee? i suppose it’s ain’t that surprising, really. it’s a seemingly great cash grab for the pixies, who keep banging out the same tracks night after night. they don’t even have to decide what to play anymore – just crank up the machine, set it on doolittle and hit autopilot. it’s actually quite brilliant. and if that’s what the fans want, and if they’re willing to pay to see and hear a simulacrum – which they clearly are – well, fair enough. in another completely unsurprising development, the georgia straight, vancouver’s weekly bastion of banality, picked the pixies as one of its choices of the week. its only quibble? that surfer rosa is a better album than doolittle.
we mock the boomers, but we have become them, sycophants gnawing on the winter-green Chiclets spoonfed to us by our generational symbols – this week by black francis and co. next week? who knows. maybe pavement will come through town again. but we’re fooling ourselves too. cuz you can’t go home again. and monkeys can’t go back to heaven. death to the pixies, indeed.